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Experts answer: words of Pan Wu Dalang when the King fell in love with Ximen, the Wu Dalang was angry, but he really can not. Play it, beat Ximen, speak, Pan not listen. Disabilities can be killed can not be humiliated, angrily, Wu Dalang's decision to vote the Yellow suicide. Floating in the water float he ah, by the sea to several islands Volume Son on. Local fishermen will be fishing up he found that there is one breath, and quickly do artificial respiration, to save a dying Wu Dalang. Fishermen overjoyed, excitedly spread the news that the island came a tall, handsome, mighty men, let's generations are so short, to take advantage of this gentleman's height advantage to improve Zan Their race, pushing him as our king. Wu Dalang was made the king. Sannomiya 6 Princess Court 72, Wu Dalang soon have a large group of princes. The Prince scattered to the public, and the civilian woman marriage, so since then, the height of the local residents have been significantly improved. Wu Dalang for the king, at the beginning of quite Qin Mian. Every day is "something out of class early play, no matter early Tuizhao." Ourselves to give, he found it boring, officials say half a day to be a trifling matter. So he said, after you have an important part of things written memorials, to me. Officials surprised that what is "written"? We do not read, not write . Wu Dalang said, Well, let us do a tutorial, sweep literacy. So his own limited knowledge, to the officials opened the literacy classes, learning the text. But Wu Dalang was Maishao Bing, and only have a few number of words, many words just remember some of the radical. Officials to learn and spread out when they forget Some parts of some characters, so this formed the purpose of a "false" Text: hiragana, katakana, and the like. This is the important part of culture. Wu Dalang implementation of this reform, received more support. One day he found that subjects who did not name. So he said, it can not, we have known A family name Cai Xing. Of course, you can not call a Zhaoqian Sun Li, who is where to live on what it named. That's when the "Tanaka", "Panasonic", "Yamaguchi" like the name. As for the name, the "one, two, three, four" of the row bar. But the boss can not be called "Dairo" I committed a taboo that can only be called "Taro", the younger can not Called "Erlang", then my brother Takejiro committed the taboo, only called "Jiro." The rest of you will be called in sequence, with me. So the state has "Yamaguchi Taro", "Jiro Tanaka" and so the name. Wu Dalang when the king later, always delicacy, ate tired. He had his mind drifting at sea Time, does not eat, can only catch fish raw. Looking back now, it is still very good taste. So he called his cook the fish only when certain students do not do cooked. After the dish is to promote, has been warmly embraced by people across the country, and has since become a famous dish in the country. Wu Dalang also found , The local people or the same as the Chinese people, sleep is the bed. He was very angry, like Pan and Ximen had since engaged in an illicit affair, the Ximen often come to her home, and made himself no place to sleep, to sleep on the floor. When the king of all I actually slept on the floor, you can only sleep on the floor! So * Stooping to Conquer * to forget with his wife's shame! So according to this meaning he issued a decree. Since then, the country's people sleeping in shop only blocks from the floor mat, which is the so-called * * on the tatami. Wu Dalang like that in China, when the king is called the style, Qianhuhouyong, flags flying. Zan is in this country , Not even a sign that more boring. So when he put his apron out Maishao Bing, the eunuch called wash, pretty white, they use it as a flag. Flag must have a sign on the right. Wu Dalang head all the impression that only sold the oven. So he baked a red, round the oven, Attached to the middle of an apron. This became the island's flag. Wu Dalang years when the king, nothing came. The occasion of his death, still as beat Ximen, reported not with his wife and to heart, then leave the teachings to future generations to find Ximen avenge. Later, his children and grandchildren will be on night training exercise, And to the Shaolin Temple stole the recipe for kung fu, in honor of King Wu Dalang, named "Vu Thi Dao" (later to learn martial arts because people with low education level, with the words, "false words," passed into "Bushido"), and also because Wu Dalang is from scratch to gain power, and that these skills is also known as "karate." To The element is not in the early Ming, Wu family descendants in mainland China began to send people to find Ximen revenge, he was expelled Zan Qi Jiguang Heroes of the sea, it would be history, "Resistance Against Japan." Into the twentieth century, armed Serbs in China from north to south, from east to west, Tasui most of our rivers and mountains, or do not Looking back on enemy Ximen. Then They actually want to learn Chinese, they are "false" text, to the Chinese take their name as to the Chinese people in the "apron, biscuits," its surface to achieve "Greater East Asia Co-prosperity." This is really to be won at the battlefield of the teeth of the Chinese Xiao Diao. Recently, Wu Dalang's descendants are said to have reliable information of suspected Ximen area who lived in Fujian, Fujian Province opposite the Diaoyu Islands was as if someone where Mai Shaobing the day.
Experts answer: words of Pan Wu Dalang when the King fell in love with Ximen, the Wu Dalang was angry, but he really can not. Play it, beat Ximen, speak, Pan not listen. Disabilities can be killed can not be humiliated, angrily, Wu Dalang's decision to vote the Yellow suicide. Floating in the water float he ah, by the sea to several islands Volume Son on. Local fishermen will be fishing up he found that there is one breath, and quickly do artificial respiration, to save a dying Wu Dalang. Fishermen overjoyed, excitedly spread the news that the island came a tall, handsome, mighty men, let's generations are so short, to take advantage of this gentleman's height advantage to improve Zan Their race, pushing him as our king. Wu Dalang was made the king. Sannomiya 6 Princess Court 72, Wu Dalang soon have a large group of princes. The Prince scattered to the public, and the civilian woman marriage, so since then, the height of the local residents have been significantly improved. Wu Dalang for the king, at the beginning of quite Qin Mian. Every day is "something out of class early play, no matter early Tuizhao." Ourselves to give, he found it boring, officials say half a day to be a trifling matter. So he said, after you have an important part of things written memorials, to me. Officials surprised that what is "written"? We do not read, not write . Wu Dalang said, Well, let us do a tutorial, sweep literacy. So his own limited knowledge, to the officials opened the literacy classes, learning the text. But Wu Dalang was Maishao Bing, and only have a few number of words, many words just remember some of the radical. Officials to learn and spread out when they forget Some parts of some characters, so this formed the purpose of a "false" Text: hiragana, katakana, and the like. This is the important part of culture. Wu Dalang implementation of this reform, received more support. One day he found that subjects who did not name. So he said, it can not, we have known A family name Cai Xing. Of course, you can not call a Zhaoqian Sun Li, who is where to live on what it named. That's when the "Tanaka", "Panasonic", "Yamaguchi" like the name. As for the name, the "one, two, three, four" of the row bar. But the boss can not be called "Dairo" I committed a taboo that can only be called "Taro", the younger can not Called "Erlang", then my brother Takejiro committed the taboo, only called "Jiro." The rest of you will be called in sequence, with me. So the state has "Yamaguchi Taro", "Jiro Tanaka" and so the name. Wu Dalang when the king later, always delicacy, ate tired. He had his mind drifting at sea Time, does not eat, can only catch fish raw. Looking back now, it is still very good taste. So he called his cook the fish only when certain students do not do cooked. After the dish is to promote, has been warmly embraced by people across the country, and has since become a famous dish in the country. Wu Dalang also found , The local people or the same as the Chinese people, sleep is the bed. He was very angry, like Pan and Ximen had since engaged in an illicit affair, the Ximen often come to her home, and made himself no place to sleep, to sleep on the floor. When the king of all I actually slept on the floor, you can only sleep on the floor! So * Stooping to Conquer * to forget with his wife's shame! So according to this meaning he issued a decree. Since then, the country's people sleeping in shop only blocks from the floor mat, which is the so-called * * on the tatami. Wu Dalang like that in China, when the king is called the style, Qianhuhouyong, flags flying. Zan is in this country , Not even a sign that more boring. So when he put his apron out Maishao Bing, the eunuch called wash, pretty white, they use it as a flag. Flag must have a sign on the right. Wu Dalang head all the impression that only sold the oven. So he baked a red, round the oven, Attached to the middle of an apron. This became the island's flag. Wu Dalang years when the king, nothing came. The occasion of his death, still as beat Ximen, reported not with his wife and to heart, then leave the teachings to future generations to find Ximen avenge. Later, his children and grandchildren will be on night training exercise, And to the Shaolin Temple stole the recipe for kung fu, in honor of King Wu Dalang, named "Vu Thi Dao" (later to learn martial arts because people with low education level, with the words, "false words," passed into "Bushido"), and also because Wu Dalang is from scratch to gain power, and that these skills is also known as "karate." To The element is not in the early Ming, Wu family descendants in mainland China began to send people to find Ximen revenge, he was expelled Zan Qi Jiguang Heroes of the sea, it would be history, "Resistance Against Japan." Into the twentieth century, armed Serbs in China from north to south, from east to west, Tasui most of our rivers and mountains, or do not Looking back on enemy Ximen. Then They actually want to learn Chinese, they are "false" text, to the Chinese take their name as to the Chinese people in the "apron, biscuits," its surface to achieve "Greater East Asia Co-prosperity." This is really to be won at the battlefield of the teeth of the Chinese Xiao Diao. Recently, Wu Dalang's descendants are said to have reliable information of suspected Ximen area who lived in Fujian, Fujian Province opposite the Diaoyu Islands was as if someone where Mai Shaobing the day.
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