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Users questions: To some of the most funniest SMS! Short and funny! 56 10 words is the best! Do not restrict more than 80 words per person up to three now! More difficult to ensure the quality of the!!
Experts answer: `1, when the female teacher lectures pants zipper was opened, a girl stood up to remind: the teacher, you have not closed the door! The teacher waved : No matter, while the headmaster to come visit. 2 a good swimming coach and a loud voice straightforward. Day, he saw a female student in the mall. He cried: you put on clothes, really did not recognize! 3 junior high school, students opened the General Assembly, the class teacher said: Committee to sports Please look at the whole class girls. Sports Committee was flattered Q: What first pro ... ... pro? Class teacher was impatient: by student number to! 4, a prince enchanted, can only say that each of the word, he did not say five years, save enough of the words contained in the princess said: I love you Princess. Princess just say a word, the prince immediately fainted. Princess wrote: What? 5 Shandong Rizhao City slogan: "Hot Strongly welcome the leadership of the country a certain system to Japan! "1, the most intriguing:" In 2003, I have SARS, I isolated, I Saddam Hussein, I Shenzhou, I 361, and my Wing, I Yan-fang, my nuclear, and I end in 3, and I MMS, I digital, I tetramine, and you? ? " Brilliant! In 2003, you What do you want it? ? ? 2, the most Kengren: "To celebrate the tenth anniversary of the establishment of mobile companies and breaking five billion text messages, special launch of the feedback the user Bargain activities, as long as this information forwarded to 10 users, your card will be automatically added to 50 ! Fat After checking! this is true, I Just tried, soon made it! ! "Made it! Made it!! After an investigation made, not a penny increase, how can such good things fall in your lap, mobile employees are smiling at the news it: this month and can increase the wages it! Mobile rely on this information to the user bitter pit friends!!! 3, the most annoying: "I'm sorry, your card I Amount is insufficient, please recharge as soon as possible! "I believe that this information regardless of who will feel very annoying, the most annoying message of non-clause must go!! 4, sending the highest:" I used to stop mobile phone number arrears, now replaced by this number, something send messages to contact me. "Arrears more than 100, who can stand? Not as Re-used to buy cards, used to throw! ! Throwing more people, and delivery rate was higher. 5, the most baffling: "There is no monthly hate to spend the vast, there are no flowers on long hate change, like the United States who spent months Mirror Pro, according to water flowers next month, next month to find help species of bamboo flowers step, Xiejiu spent months before the band try. so good to spend this month, Mozambique will take months for ordinary. guess each sentence word for word, a word associated together. "A boring person to conspire to a something totally unrelated, snowster the possession of the secret of poetry! Ridiculous! Even more ridiculous is that some people actually claim to guess the answers, this statement is:" can not stand you people! "It was baffling. 6, the most boring:" Lonely night, you are like me, suffer the torment of loneliness? Please immediately join 'fate in the sky' friends club, and you dream that he (she) open mind, the collision of passion! Reply 'MM' to 'XXXXXX' you can! "Boring boring game of people. 7, the most annoying:" The charge d'affaires Class documents: ID card, marriage certificate, divorce certificate, driver's license, student card, disability card, otherwise all the gunmen and the examination room clearance necessary equipment, absolutely reliable! I Am! ! "Gave evidence to do with disability, severe, widespread in such advertising on the street, go to your phone now, you say annoying not?? 8 The most frustrating: "I just charge the 100 last week the bill, only 20 today, and move the company certainly tricky, and I off the hook on this card for Unicom's card!" Not to mention that mobile really a problem , provided that the comrades with a cell phone, you say your calls are charged at your crystal clear it? ? 9, most providers you do not cheat Content: "Congratulations!, Your phone number in my lucky draw held in the company, awarded the first prize money 50,000 yuan, please immediately contact with 138XXXXXXXX, we will inform you receive specific methods of money!" Link it ! Soon you will have to transfer to a mysterious place, that is the fees and taxes Gold, until you find anything wrong, this number has been down the absolute. 10, the most common: "I ask who are you??" Everyone unbearable weight of the phone bill often changing the card, who know that this is what an acquaintance, or say hello first. .
Experts answer: `1, when the female teacher lectures pants zipper was opened, a girl stood up to remind: the teacher, you have not closed the door! The teacher waved : No matter, while the headmaster to come visit. 2 a good swimming coach and a loud voice straightforward. Day, he saw a female student in the mall. He cried: you put on clothes, really did not recognize! 3 junior high school, students opened the General Assembly, the class teacher said: Committee to sports Please look at the whole class girls. Sports Committee was flattered Q: What first pro ... ... pro? Class teacher was impatient: by student number to! 4, a prince enchanted, can only say that each of the word, he did not say five years, save enough of the words contained in the princess said: I love you Princess. Princess just say a word, the prince immediately fainted. Princess wrote: What? 5 Shandong Rizhao City slogan: "Hot Strongly welcome the leadership of the country a certain system to Japan! "1, the most intriguing:" In 2003, I have SARS, I isolated, I Saddam Hussein, I Shenzhou, I 361, and my Wing, I Yan-fang, my nuclear, and I end in 3, and I MMS, I digital, I tetramine, and you? ? " Brilliant! In 2003, you What do you want it? ? ? 2, the most Kengren: "To celebrate the tenth anniversary of the establishment of mobile companies and breaking five billion text messages, special launch of the feedback the user Bargain activities, as long as this information forwarded to 10 users, your card will be automatically added to 50 ! Fat After checking! this is true, I Just tried, soon made it! ! "Made it! Made it!! After an investigation made, not a penny increase, how can such good things fall in your lap, mobile employees are smiling at the news it: this month and can increase the wages it! Mobile rely on this information to the user bitter pit friends!!! 3, the most annoying: "I'm sorry, your card I Amount is insufficient, please recharge as soon as possible! "I believe that this information regardless of who will feel very annoying, the most annoying message of non-clause must go!! 4, sending the highest:" I used to stop mobile phone number arrears, now replaced by this number, something send messages to contact me. "Arrears more than 100, who can stand? Not as Re-used to buy cards, used to throw! ! Throwing more people, and delivery rate was higher. 5, the most baffling: "There is no monthly hate to spend the vast, there are no flowers on long hate change, like the United States who spent months Mirror Pro, according to water flowers next month, next month to find help species of bamboo flowers step, Xiejiu spent months before the band try. so good to spend this month, Mozambique will take months for ordinary. guess each sentence word for word, a word associated together. "A boring person to conspire to a something totally unrelated, snowster the possession of the secret of poetry! Ridiculous! Even more ridiculous is that some people actually claim to guess the answers, this statement is:" can not stand you people! "It was baffling. 6, the most boring:" Lonely night, you are like me, suffer the torment of loneliness? Please immediately join 'fate in the sky' friends club, and you dream that he (she) open mind, the collision of passion! Reply 'MM' to 'XXXXXX' you can! "Boring boring game of people. 7, the most annoying:" The charge d'affaires Class documents: ID card, marriage certificate, divorce certificate, driver's license, student card, disability card, otherwise all the gunmen and the examination room clearance necessary equipment, absolutely reliable! I Am! ! "Gave evidence to do with disability, severe, widespread in such advertising on the street, go to your phone now, you say annoying not?? 8 The most frustrating: "I just charge the 100 last week the bill, only 20 today, and move the company certainly tricky, and I off the hook on this card for Unicom's card!" Not to mention that mobile really a problem , provided that the comrades with a cell phone, you say your calls are charged at your crystal clear it? ? 9, most providers you do not cheat Content: "Congratulations!, Your phone number in my lucky draw held in the company, awarded the first prize money 50,000 yuan, please immediately contact with 138XXXXXXXX, we will inform you receive specific methods of money!" Link it ! Soon you will have to transfer to a mysterious place, that is the fees and taxes Gold, until you find anything wrong, this number has been down the absolute. 10, the most common: "I ask who are you??" Everyone unbearable weight of the phone bill often changing the card, who know that this is what an acquaintance, or say hello first. .
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