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Experts answer: jokes in the ... ... 60 years ago, a friend told me a joke to me Xiaofan, and later as too painful stomach into the hospital. The doctor gave me before surgery, asked me why I laugh in such a way, I'll tell him. Afterwards he laughing forever, and eventually even die laughing a. I was Brought to court. The judge let me tell that joke out of the jury determine whether the facts and elements of negligent homicide meet, I request exemption signed contract. The judge adjourned the trial, one day re-trial, announced the acceptance of my opinion. So I say in court to that joke out, the result was smiling rapped, Some people laugh rolling on the ground. Later that day all the people heard the joke had died laughing. I instantly became a celebrity, and the brightest reporters have asked to interview me, I know this joke about to go out in public against the possible, then the camera, I vaguely said something to the effect that: "The reason is always a lie, the letter Yang always masturbation. Program aired a huge response. I did not expect that one day, a few mysterious plain clothes broke into my bedroom, pulled me Liantuo Dai pulled a dark room. After a long, a bunch of light shine in my face. I reluctantly opened my eyes, shocked, sitting in front of me who is only with me Well-known people - the President. President of the general account of the grasping my purpose is simple: to be recorded in this joke, and then sent to the dictators of hostile countries in the Middle East where he died laughing. I had agreed to his request to put forth this joke is weapons of mass destruction, not against civilians. President agreed. Both Weeks later, the President announced that it has mastered the key technology that joke, and a successful trial in the desert. This caused uproar in the international arena, many countries panic, this international Junshixuejia named "laugh deterrence." At this time, the East has also mastered a country suddenly announced that the jokes, the original to me Jokes of that buddy seeking refuge in the country. Thus, we have formed between the "balance of deterrence laugh." Three years later, on April 1, I worry all day long finally happened: the Middle East, stolen by a KB original technology of that joke. A result, the destruction of civilization was unprecedented, national go-vern-me nt constant state of anxiety. The United Nations had convened global Summit, and finally set on April 1 Fool's Day. 60 years later, I had twilight. Before leaving the world as a witness to history, I think it is necessary to tell you this joke. That, my friend told me this joke is simple Single, very short, on the one sentence: I believe in love! Gifted students in a language exam, Fill in the blank verse is Between "Great Monastery peach theme" in a "(), do not know into herein to" positive solutions should be "always hate Chungui in hunting," I front of a classmate blank is filled in, "often hated country girls in hunting." Biological test A mapping problem, ask what a cell map is biological, are solutions of the "mother of the fruit fly," my class one: The "female fruit flies." Biological Research Group N teachers met for a long time, decided to give 0. Poetry is also a complete high school under the sentence. The sentence is: "Luoyang relatives, such as phase Q"; I fill a classmate: "I said, Yueyang Tower." High school in a language exam, but also fill in the following sentence: "claims to possess supernatural ,()" I have a student complete: a move. Is consistent with the facts. Another solution: "collapse and disappear," added a language examination questions, ask what is literature which Prometheus figure, a fellow student filled: Harry - Potter. Also Once, asked the public left Chuki What is the name, a student wrote: Zuoleng Chan. Geography taught in China where coal is the most Fushun, Liaoning Province, Liaoning Province, is the largest producing iron Anshan, Fushun, it is called China's "coal capital", Anshan known as the "iron are." A test as papers on: China's coal is (black), China's iron is (hard). Colleges to sit said: how teachers are so simple subject? High school biology exam, and asked: What type of chicken digestive type? I will not, A: chicken-type! Results of the teacher criticized his class! Answer to a gifted student. Body phoenix Flying without wings, the next sentence ... a student: The drop Mao's Phoenix as chicken .. 2. Ask, can a misery, the next sentence ... a student: The volume is almost just like a red fork .. the teacher left unceremoniously in a volume called and X, the students complacent Road: The original inspiration for my good spirits! .. 3. jade angel unawares device. ... A student under the sentence: The friend's wife, is not Kind .4. Yangtze River superseding the old, the next sentence ... a student: The waves .5 each generation. Please write the works of Lu Xun in Fujino Fujino full name. Student answers as follows: Nanako Fujino, Fujino Wu Dalang, vines wildflowers Road, Fujino 56, Fujino, etc. in abundance, more of them
Experts answer: jokes in the ... ... 60 years ago, a friend told me a joke to me Xiaofan, and later as too painful stomach into the hospital. The doctor gave me before surgery, asked me why I laugh in such a way, I'll tell him. Afterwards he laughing forever, and eventually even die laughing a. I was Brought to court. The judge let me tell that joke out of the jury determine whether the facts and elements of negligent homicide meet, I request exemption signed contract. The judge adjourned the trial, one day re-trial, announced the acceptance of my opinion. So I say in court to that joke out, the result was smiling rapped, Some people laugh rolling on the ground. Later that day all the people heard the joke had died laughing. I instantly became a celebrity, and the brightest reporters have asked to interview me, I know this joke about to go out in public against the possible, then the camera, I vaguely said something to the effect that: "The reason is always a lie, the letter Yang always masturbation. Program aired a huge response. I did not expect that one day, a few mysterious plain clothes broke into my bedroom, pulled me Liantuo Dai pulled a dark room. After a long, a bunch of light shine in my face. I reluctantly opened my eyes, shocked, sitting in front of me who is only with me Well-known people - the President. President of the general account of the grasping my purpose is simple: to be recorded in this joke, and then sent to the dictators of hostile countries in the Middle East where he died laughing. I had agreed to his request to put forth this joke is weapons of mass destruction, not against civilians. President agreed. Both Weeks later, the President announced that it has mastered the key technology that joke, and a successful trial in the desert. This caused uproar in the international arena, many countries panic, this international Junshixuejia named "laugh deterrence." At this time, the East has also mastered a country suddenly announced that the jokes, the original to me Jokes of that buddy seeking refuge in the country. Thus, we have formed between the "balance of deterrence laugh." Three years later, on April 1, I worry all day long finally happened: the Middle East, stolen by a KB original technology of that joke. A result, the destruction of civilization was unprecedented, national go-vern-me nt constant state of anxiety. The United Nations had convened global Summit, and finally set on April 1 Fool's Day. 60 years later, I had twilight. Before leaving the world as a witness to history, I think it is necessary to tell you this joke. That, my friend told me this joke is simple Single, very short, on the one sentence: I believe in love! Gifted students in a language exam, Fill in the blank verse is Between "Great Monastery peach theme" in a "(), do not know into herein to" positive solutions should be "always hate Chungui in hunting," I front of a classmate blank is filled in, "often hated country girls in hunting." Biological test A mapping problem, ask what a cell map is biological, are solutions of the "mother of the fruit fly," my class one: The "female fruit flies." Biological Research Group N teachers met for a long time, decided to give 0. Poetry is also a complete high school under the sentence. The sentence is: "Luoyang relatives, such as phase Q"; I fill a classmate: "I said, Yueyang Tower." High school in a language exam, but also fill in the following sentence: "claims to possess supernatural ,()" I have a student complete: a move. Is consistent with the facts. Another solution: "collapse and disappear," added a language examination questions, ask what is literature which Prometheus figure, a fellow student filled: Harry - Potter. Also Once, asked the public left Chuki What is the name, a student wrote: Zuoleng Chan. Geography taught in China where coal is the most Fushun, Liaoning Province, Liaoning Province, is the largest producing iron Anshan, Fushun, it is called China's "coal capital", Anshan known as the "iron are." A test as papers on: China's coal is (black), China's iron is (hard). Colleges to sit said: how teachers are so simple subject? High school biology exam, and asked: What type of chicken digestive type? I will not, A: chicken-type! Results of the teacher criticized his class! Answer to a gifted student. Body phoenix Flying without wings, the next sentence ... a student: The drop Mao's Phoenix as chicken .. 2. Ask, can a misery, the next sentence ... a student: The volume is almost just like a red fork .. the teacher left unceremoniously in a volume called and X, the students complacent Road: The original inspiration for my good spirits! .. 3. jade angel unawares device. ... A student under the sentence: The friend's wife, is not Kind .4. Yangtze River superseding the old, the next sentence ... a student: The waves .5 each generation. Please write the works of Lu Xun in Fujino Fujino full name. Student answers as follows: Nanako Fujino, Fujino Wu Dalang, vines wildflowers Road, Fujino 56, Fujino, etc. in abundance, more of them
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